Isn’t This Illegal?

July 11, 2008 / Posted by:

31-year-old Milo Ventimiglia reportedly went engagement ring shopping for his 18-year-old honeytroll, Hayden Pantyairs. Ick. A source told OK! UK that Milo has his eye on a $200,000 diamond ring from Cartier. Since when does Cartier sell diamond baby rings?

Friends say that Milo is completely in love with the Pantyairs and can’t wait to settle down. I know she’s of age and everything, but this can’t be legal. She’s like forever 12-years-old. And I’m not a lawyer or anything, but isn’t it illegal to marry evil trolls?!

There’s no way he’s going to marry her. The Hollywood rule is that you marry after you get knocked up. Everyone knows that. Wait…..don’t tell me she’s got a baby troll in the oven? She’s going to pop out one of those troll doll pencil toppers.

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