I Don’t Approve

July 11, 2008 / Posted by:

No, she’s not pushing out a doody bubble. She’s pushing out that raw emotion and Alicia Keys may get a chance to show her raw emotion for the new Bond theme song. E!’s Marc Malkin reports that Alicia has just become the front runner for the Bond job.

A source claims Alicia has beat out Beyonce, Leona Lewis, Duffy, Duran Duran, Annie Lennox, Jack White and yo mama.

Amy Wino and Mark Ronson had the job, but apparently never finished the song. Recording got in the way of Wino’s bible studies.

The 22nd Bond movie, “Quantum of Solace” is coming out this November.

Fuck Alicia! Fuck Wino! Fuck Beyonce! Fuck Annie! The Bond bitches need to wake the fuck up and smell the Bassey. Shirley Bassey that is! She is the only bitch for the job and this is why:

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