Xtina’s Lip Gloss Addiction

July 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Xtina was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and some bitch actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch) they watched Tranny Clown reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.

The witness said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

How many times do you think she fucks up and accidentally eats the lip gloss and reapplies her lips with Calamari?

I doubt that’s lip gloss. It’s probably a mixture of Fen-phen, coke, Alli, E-Z Tan and breast enlargement powder.

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