I’m not going to lie. I’d hit it. Only because he gave us an amazing mug shot and he should be rewarded for that. I’d have to soak his ass in RID, but I’ve done worse for a piece. Anylice, the star of this amazing mug shot is 47-year-old Robert Martin of NJ. Bitch doesn’t look that haggard for 47, right? I’m joking…sort of.
Robbie was arrested for some stupid shit! The police busted him after they received complaints over naked Barbies, ladies panties and porn magazines sprawled out in Robbie’s car. The dumb whores who complained think he was laying it out for everyone to see, like a shrine. Robbie frequently parks his car at the Ocean View Service Plaza and over the course of a couple of weeks the complaints came pouring in. That shit ain’t right.
He was arrested on Wednesday morning and charged with maintaining a public nuisance. He was also charged with possession of a weapon, because the cops found a shank in his car. A shank? I’m in love.
Robbie said, “It was not on public display, it was not a public shrine. The only regret I do have is probably having the Barbie doll up on the dashboard. Being topless, maybe that drew some attention.”
Robbie, you can display your naked Barbie on my dashboard anytime.