The Wino gave her Blaaaake a special performance during visiting hours at Pentonville prison yesterday. According to The Sun, Wino pulled up her top, pressed her chichis against the glass booth and started shaking it like…..well….like a crackhead. Crackies Gone Wild!
The other visitors at the prison were apparently shocked and disgusted. I don’t know why? They are getting Wino’s world famous heroin shimmy shake show for free! One prudish visitor said, “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.” Riddle me this? When is she ever NOT out of it?
Since when is it so weird to rub your bare titties up against the glass? I do that for the bitches at my local check cashing place at least once a week. They’ve only called the police a couple of times which means they don’t hate it that much. Seriously though, we’ve all done that. Right?
Here’s The Crackie of Camden being a beautiful mess in London tonight. She didn’t bitch slap anyone which mean she’s making progress. She’s also wearing ballet flats! All is alright in the world.