Tom Jones Has A Big One

July 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Elvira aka Cassandra Peterson confessed to Blender Magazine (via Showbiz) that she lost her virginity to the pepaw raisin known as Tom Jones. Elvira was working as a nudie dancer in Las Vegas when she met and fucked Pepaw Tom. The experience left her in stitches, literally.

Elvira said, “Tom seemed gentlemanly and nice, so when he was jumping on me… I thought, ‘Well, if I’m ever gonna do this, it might as well be with Tom Jones.’ It was painful and horrible.

She said that his dick was so big that she needed to get stitches on the chocha area afterwards. Even though Tom practically ripped her in two, she still wanted to be with him, but found out that he’s a total man whore. She said, “I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers… and was all over them. I was disgusted.

Below is a vintage picture of Pepaw Tom in a speedo. That shit don’t look that big. Maybe he’s a grower not a shower. He probably thinks he’s such a fucking stud after hearing that Elvira story. Give me a quick minute or two with his beef jerky ass. I’d be shouting at him, “That’s it?! Bitch, add a thumb up in there or something!

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