Note To Nicky: Don’t Trust That Girl

July 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicky Kidman is totally laughing on the inside behind Tommy Girl’s back in that picture above. She’s probably remembering the moment she caught him booty dancing while wearing one of her teddies. Those were the days.

Tommy Girl was apparently one of the first whores to congratulate Nicky for popping out her little botox pillow, Sunday Rose. He congratulated her by removing the alien hex he put on her. No, he reportedly sent her some fugly flowers.

A source told The Daily Mirror, “She has had hundreds of bouquets of flowers from well-wishers. Tom was one of the first people to get in touch and he sent her enough flowers to fill a room.”

You don’t mess around with a present from Tommy. Nicky better have immediately taken a torch to those gay ass flowers.

Tommy is one shady lady. He totally put some cameras in there and probably some Scientology mind-reading herbs. You can’t trust a bitch who laughs like Mister Ed.

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