Diorama!!

Christie Brinkley left court today showing off her son’s diorama. That shit was used as evidence in her divorce trial against Tiny Cock. I think to prove she’s a good parent or some shit like that. It’s all Tiny Cock should have gotten in the divorce, but Christie’s going to pay him $2.1 million. She gets custody of the kids and will keep all 18 of their Hamptons properties. Blah…blah…blah…

Back to dioramas. Remember when things were so simple? We would spend our days making dioramas for school and eating sand. That was the life. And if you’re still making dioramas for school, then you need to call CPS on your parents’ asses, because you really shouldn’t be reading this mess.

The world would be a much happier place if we just made dioramas all day long.

Here’s more pics of Christie and the diorama leaving court. Just because she’s carrying a school project, doesn’t mean she needs to dress like a fucking 8-year-old school girl.