Booby Bat

July 10, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: Bitch must be smoking some of the pure shit! Meet 19-year-old Abbie Hawkins from England. One afternoon, Abbie was working at her job as a hotel receptionist when she felt vibrating coming from her chichi area. Apparently, Abbie regularly keeps her cell phone in her chichis, because she figured her phone was the cause of all that shaking. I would’ve let the nipple tickling continue all fucking day! Shit, I would’ve headed to the nearest bathroom with an International Male catalog in my hands. Nipple party!

When Abbie went to grab what she thought was her mobile phone, she found a baby bat instead! According to her stupid ass, the bat had been there for about five hours. She said it was just lying in her bra. It was probably thinking, “Bitch, I’m taking a dump. Give me some privacy!”

Abbie told The Daily Mail, “I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. When I was driving to work I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket. It was quite a busy morning and I did not for one minute think it was anything other than my mobile.

The hotel’s manager helped Abbie get the bat out of her bra (I’m sure he did) and he set it free.

Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha. This bitch is dense! And I’m sure that poor baby bat flew to the nearest looney bin for psychiatric treatment. He’s never going to be the same again.

And Xtina says “there’s a bat in my chichis” at least four times a week.

Below are more pictures of dumb fuck Abbie posing with some plastic bat. No wonder she didn’t notice the baby bat in her chichis, she has wonk eye for days!

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