A-Rod Certainly Has A Type

July 10, 2008 / Posted by:

This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod’s divorce dick battle against C-Rod.

Speaking of C-Rod, she talked to Cindy Adams at the New York Post yesterday for the first time since all this crap went down. She said that she still loves A-Rod, but had to leave his cheating ass to prove that she’s not weak. Um…she could have just flexed her biceps to prove that.

She claims the marriage is forever done and that he needs to deal with his own shit. A-Rod is no longer the douche she married, but she plans to be there for him when finally “cracks up.” Whatever that means. She wouldn’t talk about any of the he-skanks A-Rod cheated on her with, because she’s past that.

Speaking of one of the he-skanks he allegedly cheated on her with, A-Rod is reportedly telling friends he’s in love with Vadge. According to UsWeekly, he told his friend, “She’s my fucking soulmate, dude.” Or maybe he said “So mate, she’s a fucking dude” and the friend heard it wrong?

AND! Just because while we’re on this topic, Jose Conseco is now trying to get into this shit. He is once again telling that old ass story about how Vadge wanted to have a baby with him. Jose also hates “A-Rod’s guts” for hitting on his wife. STFU Jose! Go suck your thumb in the corner. Who’s next? I’m still waiting for Dennis Rodman to throw his name into this mess.

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