Let’s cut to the chase, White Oprah’s cokey bull nostrils can probably blow better Ali Lohan can. The 45-year-old bitch can’t sing, but thanks to modern technology, she sounds OK. “All the Way Around“ is Ali’s first single and I’m pretty sure this shit was originally written back in the 80s for Expose or the Cover Girls.
It’s not completely atrocious. Oh, who am I fooling?! It’s a vomit inducer for the ears! I can just picture that old bag with her 90s choker on whining into the microphone, while White Oprah tries to booty dance in the background. Nana sits in the corner with her vanilla wafers in one hand and her bong in the other.