She’s Stuck

July 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson entered the Big Brother Australia house today and kissed the floor with her chocha lips before she entered. It totally took a couple of cranes to get that bitch off the ground. Her chocha is like a Dyson and didn’t want to let go.

Pammy wouldn’t say how much money she’s getting paid to be on BB for a few days, but she said it was “a lot” and “much more than I’m worth.” She can say that again.

She also said that she’s heard about Big Brother, but “we don’t have it in America.” Umm….well…there’s this one show called “Big Brother” and it begins its 10th season here in America. Now, I don’t know if they are related, but…. Yeah, Pam has jizz for brains.

Pam was also planning to stage a huge KFC protest for Peta, but was told by reporters that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother Australia. She responded, “Well, you know, I didn’t know that KFC had anything to do with the show.” Errrr…obviously.

Pam has already entered the house. Click here to see tons of video of her mess on the show. Can they just lock the doors and keep her quarantined there forever? We’re done with her. She’s all yours, Australia! Crikey!

Thanks Stacey

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