Les Ballet de Crackhead

July 9, 2008 / Posted by:

It was just another day in the life of our little Crack of Camden yesterday. Wino started out on a high note by visiting the rehab clinic. However, it all went downhill from there. Right after she left the clinic, she dropped into a few pubs for her liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner. The night ended with Wino slapping at her own bodyguard! WTF?! This crackieho doesn’t even know who she’s bitch slapping anymore.

In addition to crack slapping her own bodyguard, some dude claims Wino punched him in the face three times last weekend. The dude told The Sun, “It really stung. I couldn’t believe it. I hadn’t said anything to her or touched her.” Wino’s friend claims someone pinched her ass and that’s why she went karazy. Please, nobody pinched her ass! Her ass fleas were just acting up.

The people of Camden need to start wearing helmets wherever they go, just in case they run into Boxing Wino!

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