Gitte Gets “The Demi”

July 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Foofy Foofy’s true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.

44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it’s all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, “I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.

Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She’s never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she’s going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!

And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What’s next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?

Source: Daily Mail VIA Celebitchy

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >