17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby

July 9, 2008 / Posted by:

What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, “That bitch looks old.

Baby Maddie looks like…….a baby.

Jamie Lynn also did some long ass boring interview with OK! Click here to read that boring shit, but here’s a quote:

“We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.

She’s totally giving her Purple DRANK, isn’t she? I need to hit up Brit Brit for that recipe.

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