There’s Still Hope For Dreamboat

July 8, 2008 / Posted by:

The filthy love between Kate Moss and Count Von Count aka Jamie Hince is ooooover. The Mirror reports that Jamie has been moving all of his fugly shit out of Kate’s house. A source said that the couple of over 10 months had a huge fight on Saturday.

The source said, “Jamie and Kate had a blazing argument in the early hours of Saturday morning. Kate made some comment about a girl who’d been hanging around Jamie and it deteriorated from there. Just hours later, Jamie was packing his things and moving stuff out of her house. By the afternoon, most of it had gone. Kate was expected to watch The Kills play in Kent that evening but she gave it a miss and went to watch the show High School Musical instead.” Ouch. High School Musical? If that’s not a wet dick slap to the face, I don’t know what is.

Count Von Count has been telling friends that the split isn’t permanent. He’s hoping to smoothe things over with Snagtooth.

I know Dreamboat Doherty isn’t good for Kate. I know he probably makes her snort coke through her vagina. I know he probably sprinkles heroin on her no-no hole, but they belong together. They are a match made in crackie heaven.

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