Robot Call Girl Speaks!

I’m offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!

Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some “exclusive” interview with them. The word “exclusive” should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I’m sorry, but I’m mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!

Sarah claims she’s still friends with George, “We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.” George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.

The dumb bitch went on to say, “Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves.” Okay, she’s a robot. Humans do not talk like that.

Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, “I’ve had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can’t talk about it yet because it’s not a done deal. I hope it happens because I’ve never been to England, and I’d love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I’d be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor.”

Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn’t she? I’m surprised she also didn’t say that she’s in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he’s going to give her 25%.

And “modeling opportunity” is call girl code for “an overnight orgy.”