Kanye Loves Question Marks

July 8, 2008 / Posted by:

And I love Kanye. I love him more and more each day. I want to have a million of his angry, ranting, douche sunglass-wearing babies. You know, this mad ass foolio must have himself on “google alert,” because he has already responded to the rumors about him going into anger management. There’s a not a lot of CAPS in his newest BLAHg, but there are plenty of question marks:

NO ANGER MANAGEMENT… IF ANYTHING I NEED ANGER ENHANCEMENT! LOL!!!
07.07.2008

Do yall remember when people said my fiance was pregnant???? What happened to that rumor????? I guess after we broke up it was just forgot about???? I’m just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it. I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I’m going to anger management something or ‘nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah… SIIIIIIGGGHHHH! I told the media you can’t make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself. Oh and sidebar I don’t know if everyone has realized this yet but I don’t do interviews if there’s anything I wanna say I’ll say right here on my own blog.

Check this out…I took a quote from my rant and used it as my headline.. just like a real media outlet would… hahaha

Whenever I read these rants, I picture him violently typing away and “LOLing” like a mad man. He must go through precious MacBook Airs the way he goes through question marks. ???????

He reminds me of the nerds in high school that would go on and on about something dorky like Dungeons and Dragons. They would get all intense and shit. It would usually end with them yelling at me, because I wasn’t paying attention. I would just sit there, staring at them and thinking, “Just shut up and do me.”

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