Is Jakey Poo Drunk?

July 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Girlfriend had too many Cosmos! Actually, Jake Poo probably drinks sour apple martinis. He likes how they make his manpussy pucker. Jakey strikes me as a total sloppy drunk. Like a sorority sister. He probably gets all handsy, dances on tables, lip-synchs to Cyndi Lauper and flashes his chichis at the frat boys. Reese just sits there rolling her eyes and sipping on her Shirley Temple. She puts the boo in booooring.

Here’s Reese and Jakey Poo out to dinner in London last night. Jakey is currently shooting the title role in “The Prince of Persia” in the UK.

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