Dr. Obvious Thinks Christie Brinkley Should Get The Kids

A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, “She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting…maybe her choice of male figures…certain motivations that she had herself that can get her into trouble.” And she needs to stop getting married! Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!

Christie responded by saying she’s not a huge fan of therapy, but if Dr. Obvious thinks she needs help then she’s willing to give it a shot.

Dr. Obvious said that Peter Cook shouldn’t get full custody, because he’s made bad choices. He talked about Peter’s 35 sexual partners, $3,000 a month porn habit and his affair with that teenage slut. Dr. Obvious also said Peter is a self-absorbed egotist. That means small dick, doesn’t it?

When Christie took the stand said she would have never married porn-loving Peter if she knew about his drug arrest when he was in his 20s. She also admitted to taking a black marker (I hope it was a Sharpie) and blacking out Peter’s face in their wedding picture. She told the court, “I felt like he was an invisible man. Just his outfit remained, standing next to me, like an empty wedding outfit with no person with it. And that’s how I felt – the person that I knew and loved, I didn’t know where he went.”

Hold up, Peter Cook slept with only 35 bitches in his lifetime? Is that considered majorly slutty? I mean, would you be considered the sluttiest slut who ever slutted if you’ve slept with more than 35? Because if it is then I need to stop what I’m doing right now and check myself into the nearest monastery.

Oh and Christie is totally getting those kids.