Brooke Hogan’s Friend Is Gorgeous

July 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Day-shift hooker alert! Brooke Hogan must be one secure tranny to go out with such a gorgeous friend. I mean, spandex/lace dress, spray-painted fake Louboutins, white lame shorty jacket and red rouge for days – perfection! This is the way every young liquor store hooker lady should dress for a classy night on the town.

AND! I can no longer clown on Brooke. Bitch is wearing exquisite lucite heels! If those beauties are from the Shauna Sand collection, I will get on my knees and worship her ding dong. Brooke Hogan is okay by me. Yup, lucite heels is all it takes.

Here’s Brooke and her gorgeous day-shift hooker friend outside the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. WAIT?! NYC?! Excuse me, I have to go stalk KMart’s lingerie department in hopes of seeing Brooke’s stunning friend. Day-shift hookers love KMart’s lingerie dept.

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