Bitch Got Tasered!

July 8, 2008 / Posted by:

A regular bitch getting tasered is pretty funny, but one of the kids from “Home Improvement” getting tasered is hilarious! Well, it’s not so hilarious to Zachery Ty Bryan. He played the hotter brother on “Home Improvement.” Don’t even try to convince me that the twink midget known as Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the hotter brother, because he wasn’t!

Anyway, TMZ reports that Zachery is suing Choice Hotels for some shit that went down this past April. You see, Zachery and his wife were staying at a Choice Hotel in San Diego. Zach decided to get a Gatorade across the street with friends. Gatorade? Someone was rollin’ on E. I’m joking. I think.

So… Zachery and his friends came back to the hotel around midnight, but the hotel wouldn’t let him back in, because the room was not in his name. Zachery told them his wifey was in the room, but they would not let him call her. That’s when some crazy ass off-duty manager “came out of nowhere” and tasered Zachery’s ass! AHAHAHA! Sorry, but it’s funny.

According to the hotel whores, Zachery went crazy, was probably drunk and tasering him was their only way of controlling the situation.

Zachery wants $25,000 in damages. And I want the video of this hot ass incident.

Where’s Jill Taylor when you need her? She would have never let this fuckery happen.

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