Until November

July 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Note to Guy Ritchie: Winking. You don’t how to do it. Actually, maybe a little bit of Justin Timberlake’s douche powder got in his eye.

So…. Is Vadge’s marriage drama one big publicity stunt for her upcoming world tour? Sources tell TMZ that Vadge has been planning the divorce rumors for months in hopes that it will boost sales for her world tour. The plan is that they would slowly leak details of the divorce months before the tour started to get the publicity machine running. Guy is on board with the plan, because he knows how much money this shit is going to make.

Vadge’s “Dry & Sour” tour is expected to make around $300 million worldwide. The tour starts August 23rd in Wales and ends on November 3th in Mexico City.

According to these sources, their marriage has been over for a long ass time. They officially plan to announce their divorce in November or December when her tour wraps up.

You mean to tell me that Vadge is manipulating the media and her fans? NO! Not her! She’s more honest than HONEST TEA! I know that was lame, but I’m thirsty.

I sort of believe this fuckery, but at the same time I think Vadge would get more press and attention if she announced her divorce before the tour. That way, she could talk about it in interviews and also be linked to her dancers and other dudes during the tour.

Vadge knows what she’s doing. She may have about as much talent as one of my dog’s ass warts, but homegirl is definitely a smart bitch when it comes to manipulating the media to make an extra buck or two.

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