Things You Find At The 99 Cent Store

I didn’t know Mischa Barton was the new face for Tyrone panties! I don’t even know what Tyrone panties is!

A loverly reader named Zaira was doing her weekly grocery shopping at the 99 Cent Store (I’m joking!) when she came upon Mischa’s newest ad campaign. Here’s what Zaira wrote:

On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms. So I’m going through the aisle and I see that this store sells everything, the kitchen sink, your moms, and panties. Below is the picture of the panties they are selling. I’m pretty sure Mischa Barton doesn’t want you to know she’s hawking 99 cent store panties.

Hey, at least they were nice enough to airbrush her cotty cheese. You know Mischa agreed to shit. She did it in exchange for a half-smoked joint.

And yes, it’s a slow day.