The Queen of Everything and her pet lezzie, Gayelle King, are currently on vacation in Italy. The Italians around Oprah should really be on their knees, bowing down in her presence. I’m sure they will be executed later for not following the rules.
Stedman didn’t come along, because the sound of Oprah and Gayelle’s scissor slapping keeps him up at night and he’s a total bitch if he doesn’t get his 8 hours. Besides, all Oprah and Gayelle plan to do in Italy is eat, eat, eat, eat, eat and eat! And I’m not talking about food eating. Although, I’m sure there will be plenty of that too.