Finger Licking Good

July 7, 2008 / Posted by:

This 35-year-old Aaron Maurice and he was arrested in Appleton, WI last Wednesday after police found him in the basement of a house he was trying to rob. They found Aaron completely covered in barbecue sauce from head to toe.

It all started at around 4 in the morning, when the couple who lived in the house, heard whistling coming from the basement. The male resident grabbed his shotgun and headed to the basement. He found the lights turned on, so he turned them off. That’s when the BBQ lover Aaron asked the man what he was doing.

In addition to the BBQ sauce, Aaron was wearing a chick’s jacket and a dude’s hat. He told the po-po that he broke into the basement, because he’s on the run from the government. He said the BBQ sauce was an “urban disguise.” Crack is whack!

I know what I’m going to be for Halloween. I also hope the police release pictures of Aaron in his BBQ sauce disguise. You know, because if I’m ever on the run from the government, I want to know if BBQ sauce is a good enough disguise.

And yes, I’d hit it. BBQ sauce and all!

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