Drew Barrymore And The Mac Dude Have Split Up

July 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Magazine reports that Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Drew’s spokesbitch said, “I can confirm the split but have no other comment.”

33-year-old Drew and the 30-year-old Mac Dude started dating in September 2007. For some reason, I thought they were together for years. I guess time seems to stretch out when you don’t really give a fuck.

They probably broke up because even the Mac Dude couldn’t get Drew the new iPhone. The new iPhone is ruining lives!!

Drew’s intermission between boyfriends is never long, so she’ll probably have a new dude in a couple of weeks. Any bets on who it might be? I’m going to go with Vince Vaughn. Or has she already hit that? I can never keep up with these Hollywood sluts.

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