Botox Baby Is Here!
July 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Kidman popped out a goose-down pillow baby girl this morning in Nashville! People has confirmed the birth of Nicky and Keith Urban’s botox baby. Awww….I wonder if she has her mommy’s frozen forehead and her daddy’s highlights?
No word on what they have named her. Keith probably wants to name her Grey Goose, but Nicky’s boring ass isn’t going to go for it. I think they should name her Tommy Girl. Tommy Girl Urban!
UPDATE: Nicky’s spokeswhore told People that they named their new pillow Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. She weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. SUNDAY ROSE?! That sounds like a cheap perfume my abuelita would’ve bought from Rite-Aid.
Congrats to Nicky, Keith and botox baby! Let’s celebrate with a little Blondie:
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