Back To Brown

July 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Lily Allen heard my pleas and finally got rid of that stale ass cotton candy mop. It was seriously starting to look like Jem’s pussy bush.

Now, I’m not sure about the doody brown color or the janky ass weave, but a change is a change. She also needs to dump those clip-on bangs in the nearest trash can.

Okay, I change my mind. I hate it. Lily, please bring back Jem’s pussy bush!

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