A-Rod Is In “Elegant” Hands
July 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Yes, this is ANOTHER A-Rod post, but I just had to. As you know, A-Hole’s she-hulk wifey filed for divorce in Miami today. Well, A-Hole has hired Miami lawyer Ira Elegant to represent him. ELEGANT! Dimitri the Lover would approve and is probably jealous as fuck that he can’t afford a lawyer as elegant as Ira Elegant. ELEGANT!
I’ve met the man of my dreams and his name is Ira ELEGANT. Imagine if we married? Michael K. Elegant. And no, I’m not sniffing the freon from the A/C again.
And just for shits, here’s Dimitri’s elegant voicemail again:
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