When Vadge Kissed Fishsticks

July 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Excerpts from Christopher Ciccone’s tell-all on his sister Madonna are slowly being leaked. The book is supposed to be filled with “explosive” shit from Vadge’s life, but so far it sounds about as explosive as a boiled carrot.

So far, the only interesting story is about Vadge and Fishsticks Paltrow tongue fucking at a party. According to Christopher, Vadge was dancing on top of a table at Donatella Versace’s New Year’s Eve party when she dragged Fishy up to join her. Suddenly, Vadge grabbed Fishy and kissed her on the mouth. Puke city! I’m sorry, but I do not like dried-up raisins with my fishsticks.

It’s surprising that Fishsticks didn’t end up in the emergency room. Vadge’s buff ass tongue probably knocked half of Fishy’s teefs out of her mouth. Seriously, Vadge’s tongue could beat Floyd Mayweather, Jr. in a boxing match.

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