Well, What Do We Have Here?
July 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Did my nemesis CHERYL BURKE not get my message?! Bitch is not allowed to go outside during “Dancing with the Dumb Whores'” off-season! She’s just fucking with me and I don’t like it one bit. Look at her smiling at the camera and acting like everything is okay. Skank needs to cover up her deep fried Cinnabon ass and stay indoors!
I swear, this moppy-headed whore is putting me on the fast track to the looney bin. If she keeps it up, my friends and family will find me in the bathroom with glazed eyes, clutching a dirty mop head while muttering, “cherylburkecherylburke….cherylburke….cherylburke...”
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