Inside Dreamboat’s Crack Den

July 6, 2008 / Posted by:

If that isn’t a pussy in distress, I don’t know what it is. Pussy with “suicide face” is a sad sight to see! Anycrackie, The Sun takes us into the immaculate and stunning crack den of Dreamboat Doherty! I’m sure there was a bidding war with Elle Decor for these gorgeous photos. I especially love the blood-stained walls in his state-of-the-art kitchen. That was a cozy touch and I’m sure interior decorators everywhere are going to copy his style.

Dreamy’s bedroom is just as charming. I’m sure the whores on CSI would have a fucking field day with that bed. That bed will make even the toughest black light explode into a million pieces.

Don’t be jealous while going through the photos of Dreamy’s crack den. I’m sure it took a lot of crack smoking and heroin snorting for Dreamy’s den to look that filthy gorgeous. Also, don’t let Blaaaake see the picture of Dreamboat riding Amy Wino!!!

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