Sorry, but Jenny McCarthy won this round. Jim Carrey may have the attitude and it looks like RuPaul’s “Supermodel” is playing in his head while he’s working that swimsuit, but the bitch did not come prepared.
First of all, that suit makes his badonkadonk look fat. His chichis could use a little padding AND homegirl didn’t wax her crotch jungle. Take some NADS to that mess! WAIT!? And is that cellulite I see on Jim? Quick! Get Phoebe Price and her cellulite-finding magnifying glass to get to the bottom of this.
Jim, next time try a Miraclesuit tankini.
Here’s more of Jenny and Jim being bored and entertaining the paparazzi outside their shack in Malibu yesterday.