According to The Sun, Vadge has asked crazy ass Brit Brit to join her onstage during some dates on her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. It really should be called the “Dry & Sour.”
Anyway, Brit Brit is reportedly also going to shoot a video for Vadge’s tour in NYC tomorrow. Brit Brit coming to NYC?! Shit, I better buy a couple of Cheeto bags today, because Brit Brit is going to wipe out the city’s supply.
MadonnaTribe claims the video will play during a mash-up of Human Nature and Gimme More.
Vadge is also talking to Brit Brit about performing with her during some shows. A Source said, “There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again. If anyone can mastermind a Britney comeback, it’s Madonna. Lots of people will be hoping there’s a repeat of the kissing incident a few years ago.” That shit isn’t shocking anymore! Even Brit Brit tossing Vadge’s salad isn’t shocking. Scratch that. That would never happen, because Brit Brit doesn’t eat vegetables.
A Brit Brit and Vadge reunion is boooooring. Vadge really needs to team up with the star’s of tomorrow. Of course, I’m talking about La Pequena. Vadge was born to sing a duet of “La Isla Bonita” with La Pequena. I still wouldn’t pay 350 clams to see it, but it would be hot. Seriously, that bitch is charging $350! 5 high-class and delicious dinners at Red Loster or watching a memaw thrusting her vag over and over again? Red Lobster wins every time.
Here’s some pics of wet Vadge, Lourdes, Guy Ritchie and David in NYC today. Someone is definitely getting beheaded for not keeping Vadge dry.