Lewis Is A Changed Pussy

July 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Over two years ago, I first posted about the out of control pussy in Connecticut named Lewis. This was one angry pussy. In 2006, the neighborhood of Sunset Circle in Fairfield, CT found themselves terrorized by Lewis. He ambushed a dozen people, scratching at their asses. Some had to go to the hospital. Lewis even attacked the Avon lady! Well, he’s a Mary Kay kind of pussy.

After all his neighbors complained, Lewis was put on house arrest and his owner, Ruth Cisero, was put on a special probation. She had to keep Lewis inside at all times and complete community service. If Lewis was every caught outside, he would be sent to pussy heaven (or hell?) and she would face up to 6 months in jail. She was also charged with reckless endangerment.

Well, a lot has changed in two years. Lewis has been tamed. Pussy control! A judge has thrown out the charge against Ruth, because she’s kept Lewis inside and the neighborhood is happy.

Hmmmm….something tells me we haven’t heard the last of Lewis. He’s been keeping a low profile, sharpening his nails, practicing his Kung-Fu skills and waiting for just the right moment to bust out and get his revenge on all those bitches that had him locked up! Lewis will have the last meow.

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