Brangelina’s Golden Twins To Be Named Honorary Citizens Of Nice

July 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Brangelina’s golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city.

Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor.

The mayor told reporters on Friday, “That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor.

Even the mayor of Nice is a Brangaloonie! Personally, I think being named honorary citizens is not good enough for these two perfect humans. They should be given the National Order of the Legion of Honor. Fuck, just name them the Queens of the Universe already.

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