Alien Parade

July 5, 2008 / Posted by:

The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she’s just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she’s just seen Tommy Girl’s raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, “Girl, you look beat.” You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?

Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your “play dates” with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from “Urban Cowboy.” John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.

And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I’d be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.

Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he’s over their fuckery. I can’t wait for the tell-all.

Here’s more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.

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