What Is Wino Doing Outside?!

July 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Who let the crackhead out of the bag?! Wino is supposed to be grounded! She is in so much fucking trouble. Daddy Wino is totally going to add on an extra week to her crackpipe restriction. She’ll have to smoke her crack out of light bulbs.

Anyway, the Crackie of Camden was back to terrorizing the streets of London this morning. She stopped by a kosher food store to pick up some snacks and accidentally smudged the glass counter. She tried to clean it by rubbing her bony ass on it. Great, now they have to send that counter to the nearest toxic waste dump. It’s ruined.

I totally miss Wino’s filthy ass ballet slippers. The nurse shoes just aren’t doing the trick. Although, the fact that she’s kept them so clean looking this long is fucking mind-boggling.

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