Sonya Thomas Did Not Win

July 4, 2008 / Posted by:

WTF?! Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest was today and Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas did not win! Okay, she wasn’t really expected to win, but she’s the only reason why I watch this gross dry vomit fiesta. Sonya placed fourth or fifth or some shit. Oh well, she’ll get them next year.

The 10-minute competition ended with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi tying with 59 dogs each! The contest went into overtime and Chestnut and Kobayashi were given 5 dogs each. Whoever swallowed all 5 first, won. Chestnut won that bitch. It was rumored that Kobayashi was going to retire, but he denied it and said he’ll be back next year.

I should enter that shit next year. I can probably swallow 10 weiners a minute….AT LEAST. Below is the clip of Chestnut and Kobayashi battling it out until the end. That shit is nasty.

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