The Empress of Lucite has offered us peons a chance to own a piece from her collection of elegant treasures. Shauna Sand is auctioning off an exquisite robe
bought from Linens N’ Things on the exclusive and private website, eBay. The auction reads:
Playboy Playmate & TV & Film Star Shauna Sand’s Size L Pink Frottier Cawo Robe worn during her Playboy Playmate shoot and an amazing one-of-a-kind photo of Shauna modeling the robe just for you autographed by Shauna herself and Certificate of Authenticity! Direct from Shauna’s Bedroom to Your Doorstep!
An amazing bonus brought to you by Shauna herself! Shauna is also going to send you a one-of-a-kind photo of her modeling therobe just for you! Shauna has autographed the photo (in real ink!) especially for the winner! This photo can be found nowhere else on the planet!
What a collector’s item!
I’m pretty sure Size L stands for Size LUXURY. And what the hell does “real ink” mean? Shauna probably means liquid gold, because that’s the only thing she uses to sign things.
This isn’t the first time Shauna has put her elegant goods up for sale. A couple of months ago, she tried to sell rocks on eBay! Speaker rocks! I envy the lucky bitch who owns those things.
If Shauna’s royal robe isn’t under my Christmas bonsai tree this year, I’m going to be livid. You whores better start putting your dimes together, because this auction is going to reach at least $1 million. Luxury like this doesn’t come cheap!
Click here to bid! BID!!!!