This is definitely excellent news. The New York Post reports that Paula Abdul’s bug-eyed ex-boyfriend, J.T. Torregiani, is in talks to be the next “The Bachelor.” He talks?! I just assumed he communicated through grunts and pointing. That’s why he lasted so long with Crazy Abdul.
A source said that 33-year-old J.T. was asked a couple of years ago to by the producers of the show, but he met Crazy so he turned down their offer. The two broke up last month, because whatever Paula drugged him with finally wore off and he realized who he was waking up to every morning.
J.T. is a partner at The Dolce Group, a restaurant group in Los Angeles founded by Mike Boogie from Big Brother.
“The Bachelor” is good shit, because it tries to be all high-class and shit, but it’s just as trashy as “Flavor of Love!” J.T. and his crystal ball eyes will fit right in. I mean, he’s basically going from dating one major crazy to dating 25 major crazies. He’s been well trained by Paula.