It’s the Whore of July today which means that some of us are celebrating…….um….what are we celebrating again? The right to booze? Yeah, that’s it.
While you’re celebrating your right to booze at whatever BBQ you’re being a trash bag at, why not try something a little more exotic than the regular hot dogs and hamburgers? Try a delicious Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger! Your taste buds will slap you for it. I’m pretty sure your bowels and your heart will also go on strike at the same time. Eat at your own risk.
Happy Right To Booze Day everyone! And those that don’t celebrate the Whore of July, can celebrate with us anyway by getting absolutely trashed tonight. I’m sure you were going to do that anyway, because only drunk sluts read this shit!
Thanks Hols & Dan