How do bitches not spontaneously combust from Shauna Sand’s ravishing perfection? Her extreme classiness is almost too much for my retinas to bare. You have to wear Blue Blockers to handle this kind of sophistication. How did the dude in the back not blow into a million douche pieces when Shauna opened up her magnificient wings?! He must be made of kryptonite…or lucite.
It doesn’t bother me that Shauna is not wearing her exquisite lucite heels. It used to, but then I realized that the exquisite lucite heels don’t make Shauna Sand…wait….. Yes, they do. It’s fine though, because whatever the hell she’s wearing on her feet is just as classy as her lucite heels. Seriously, what are those things?! Did Chinese Laundry have a clearance sale?!
Here’s more of Shauna outside of
Burger King some extremely expensive restaurant last night. Do you think Shauna smokes powdered diamonds? Probably. Oh and I also threw some Harry Dean Stanton, because homey is looking beat and he needs a little love. Hopefully, Shauna gave him her 4th of July special.