Wino Is On Restriction

July 3, 2008 / Posted by:

You see that little crackie claw creeping out of that mail slot? It’s Wino crusty hand passing two autographed pictures of herself to some fans. Wino traded the pictures for a couple of ciggies. Why? Because she’s so groooouuuuunded. And not by her daddy either!

Now Magazine reports that Wino’s record label has put her on house-arrest and even hired security to keep all the riff-raff junkies out. A source said, “Effectively, Amy’s been put under house arrest. She’s being monitored 24/7 to make sure she’s behaving herself and keeping out of harm’s way. There’s also a security guard stationed outside her house to vet any undesirables. From now on there’ll be no more waifs and strays – or fans – coming into her place wreaking havoc.”

Record label my ass! It’s probably the other way around. All her neighbors put their pennies together to hire a dude to keep Wino inside of her house, because they are sick of her crazy crack ways. And how long before Wino is begging crackheads to blow a little crack smoke through the slot?

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