Katie Price Is Victorious!

July 3, 2008 / Posted by:

I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for “The Xtina. Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This shit is only okay for tranny clowns and drag queens from the 80s.

Katie, her 200lbs of make-up and her big gay husband had reason to celebrate today. A court in London awarded them an undisclosed amount of cash and a public apology from The News of the World. The tabloid published a story from their ex-nanny, Becky Gauld. The story labeled the two drag queens as bad parents.

Katie told reporters outside of court, “Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared. Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn’t true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared.” How the hell can she open her mouth and speak those words with all that shit on her face!? I’m impressed.

They said half of the money would go to charity and the other half would go into a trust fund for their three kids. I’m guessing the charity is “The Pasty White People In Need Of A Fake Tan Foundation.

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