It’s Rojo Caliente Time!

The rare and reclusive gayelle beauty known as Rojo Caliente has finally graced us with her presence! It’s been much too long and I was almost going to set up camp at Home Depot, hoping to run into her one day. It’s a good thing I didn’t do that, because Rojo is far away in Greece. Rojo goes international! On Tuesday night, Rojo and her woman, Cynthia Nixon, showed up to some Tommy Hillfiger party in Athens.

A Dlisted birdie also spotted Rojo and Cynthia in Mykonos a few days ago. Hmmm….I know what’s going on here. Rojo is returning to her native home of the Isle of Lesbos. She is going there to fight the locals and regain her crown as the Empress of All Lesbos!

You know how the locals are suing a gay group to take back their Lesbian identity? Well, they better fill all their buckets up with water, because here comes Rojo Caliente! She’s going to munch them one by one and soon their genitals will be putty in her mouth. The gayelle war of the century.

Here’s some pics of Rojo, Cynthia, Tommy, Tommy’s ho, Hugh Jackman and Hugh’s memaw wife in Athens. Cynthia looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. Actually, she probably did stick her finger in an electric hole belonging to………ROJO CALIENTE! It burns….