A McConaughey Boy

July 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Matthew McConaughey and his little chickadee (that’s what he probably calls her) might be having a baby boy. Matthew recently said that he wanted to keep his baby’s sex on the hush-hush, but the NYDN reports he’s been ordering HUNK baby t-shirts and onesies from PlainMary.com. I know, that doesn’t really mean anything. Matthew is the kind of stoner that would buy a HUNK t-shirt for his little girl.

Let’s say a silent prayer to the weed Gods asking them to give smelly ass Matthew and smelly ass Camila Alves a baby boy. That way the name possibilities are endless. As you probably already know, Matthew’s brother, Rooster, named his son Miller Lyte after the beer. This is the kind of genius I’m talking about.

They should really just cut to the chase and name their son “Stinky.” That’s what most people are going to say whenever they around his smelly little ass.

Tags: Matthew McConaughey

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