Wino Got Grounded!

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night, Mitch Wino ordered his daughter to get her crackie ass into the house and up to her room to smoke her pipe all alone. This was after the Crackie of Camden was up to her old tricks around the neighborhood.

The evening started with Wino jumping into some car. A few minutes later, Wino jumped out of the moving car and started screaming at the girls. Wino probably laid a crack queef in the car and got angry when the chicks told her she stank.

Wino ditched them and drowned her sorrows at the nearest pub.

Mitch found out where Wino was and dragged her out of the joint. Wino started screaming at the paps while making her way back home. Mitch threw her back into the house and wouldn’t let her out. Wino kept begging and said she needed fresh air. Fresh air for what? Homegirl breathes pure crack smoke.

A witness told the Telegraph, “Amy could be heard pleading to be allowed out for some fresh air, only to be told to stick her head out of the back window. Anyone who rang her doorbell had to be given approval by the man on the door. He left after a few hours, only for another big guy to take his place.”

The drug dealers below her window were probably shouting, “Crackpunzel! Crackpunzel! Let down your crackhive!”

Mitch Wino needs to do this shit more often. Ground the bitch for life! He should take away her crack smoking and heroin snorting privileges for at least two weeks.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >