Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn

July 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong started a pap frenzy yesterday when they went out to lunch with Golden Hawn in Santa Monica. Goldie Hawn is used to meeting all of her daughter’s fuck buddies. She probably calls Lance “FB #546.” She only came to lunch because she likes the restaurant’s vodka gimlets. And because her scary lips needed air or they will deflate.

Lance also couldn’t wait to show off his totally awesome douchehawk. Dear Lance, every teenage boy from the late 90s called. They want their hair back.

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